I know it's a chubby little penguin, but that logo makes me think of something else...

Look at it this way: this is a crazy woman that some other poor sap out there might otherwise have wound up in a relationship with. We should be thanking Charlie for taking one for the team.

Damn. Beat me to it.

'Average growth declined with agriculture"?? The heck? Ok, you need to stop smoking bellybutton lint or whatever, because the exact opposite is the case.

Yahtzee over at Zero Punctuation is probably going "Oh Bollocks" right about now...

Missed that part, but yes, that is the proverbial nail in the coffin, as well as the literal.

"It took you humans long enough. Now make me a girlfriend."

I shall defer to your greater knowledge of the metallurgical development of the indigenous Pazyryk peoples of Sibera. Perhaps you should go and speak with the folks doing her analysis, as they would be rather pleased to have an expert on hand.

Preferably a doctor who does not think it is possible for someone to produce lactic fluid after complete removal of the entire apparatus for doing so!

It didn't. I'm talking in terms of comparative development of culture and technology.

Daaaaang.... Those are some WICKED sleeves.

Actually, 500bc is going to be late bronze age, early iron age. Think Roman Empire. So while not so advanced, they are still going to have cooking and agriculture. And beer. SO much beer.

She did it before COOL was cool.

Oooooh..... Lydia oh lydia have you met Miss Lydia... Lydia the ta-tooed lady... She's been dead and gone a while so, now we're imaging her rotted torso...

the ones I like are the reactive, pop-up barriers. Think the White House has them, but may be wrong. What appears to be a metal plate on the ground levers up to wedge itself into the front of the car driving over it. Effective, yet discreet.

It's basically a store that sells only (or mostly) store-brand items, but they're better quality/specialty items, as opposed to the usual generics. If you hear someone raving about TJs, it's because they're wannabe food snobs who can't be bothered to shop more than one location.

Tentacle porn is the only real porn. Everything else is just naked people.

I'm guessing Reverse pregnancy is as noted with the bolded text - the woman gets the guy pregnant.

I will note that a lot of the MRAPs and other armored vehicles are being DONATED to law enforcement, fire fighters, and other groups. Nothing to fear from them, honestly - they're just big, heavy-duty trucks that happen to be bulletproof. Do you panic when the Brinks truck pulls up in front of the local bank?

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN NOPE NOPE