Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

My very nice mild-mannered father said that he wish somebody had punched Petrino. Petrino is #1 on my dad's hate list. Can't say I disagree.

Why is it that whenever things go wrong, we have anarchy and looting.

Please send Sean Hannity's ass out there ... Please, Please, Please

They actually just smeared peanut butter on his palate to make it look like he was talking.

He finally found the guy who bumped into his car in the parking lot, and is insisting that the guilty party fix a dent.

Finally, someone gets some answers about the Snowflake Regatta carnage. Organizers blame a combination of a boat drifting into the middle of the course and a narrow finish-line area.

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

The dog looked confused at best, and scared at worst.

While this is a first for a dog, people have been repelled from the Cowboys for years.

It was a long way down from the woof of that stadium.

"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

When the whackjobs in Texas start talking about secession again, remember this video, and let them go.

"Here's the secret to living in a log house: You got to love the color brown," Kevin said. "But you can hang a picture anywhere."

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.