Maybe he should get the words tattooed on his neck?

Beer, probably Keystone Ice.

I hate your vertical videos. I hope they die. Like, Horizontal videos are my life.

My God, you're dense.

someone say my name?

Great job!

All real men know if you really believe something, you should make sure you support it anonymously in a letter.

Tim Tebow received 10 penalties in his NFL career. All of them were for delay of game.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Schlegel hunts wild boar with nothing but a knife

Take a look at a recent picture of Jim McMahon and then get back to me.

I'm guessing he just thought it was a fan with a jersey on, as he didn't know who Austin Davis is either.

He wears large spectacles, tacitly endorsed domestic violence and has a cool nickname, of course he's right.

Davis has released a statement apologizing for his role in the incident and requesting that the media respect their privacy.

Jon Stewart puts eye drops in all of the NFLs Gatorade.....AND THEN STEALS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!