That’s why I’m a Lions fan. At least my dad was around for their last title - when he was 4. 

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

He was publicly owned yesterday too!

And I shouldn’t be eating so much sugar with my diabetes and gout. But here I am with a swollen foot and a stack of Kit Kats.

Have you no sense of decency?

I just need another sex boat or whizzinator scandal and I'll be good for a year.

Hi! Vikings fan here.

“...I can’t remember when I felt this much schadenfreude.”

I dunno how much time McCarthy has left, but no way he’s gonna be able to stop the clock.

Having Aaron Rodgers on your team and only being one game ahead of team with Nate Peterman under center should absolutely be firing offense.

The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

K-Mart brand Dave Grohl was there to encourage him.

DON’T RECORD ME DOING A RACISM!!!!

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

Close. It was clearly Crispin Glover.