I like Roman but the Rock’s reaction to that whole thing was absolutely priceless.

The problem with these playoffs besides the blowouts is that we all preeeeeeetty much know who the final teams standing are going to be and they are so easily demolishing everything in their path that all of these other games make it like we’re watching the NIT tournament

Your degrees will be mailed to you. Choose which way you want to go.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

They tend to sleep late. Because Millennials. They’ll be here later to shout that if Bernie had won none of this would be happening.

Fuck those people and fuck them hard. Because their precious fucking protest vote was more important than this shit show. Fuck every last one of them. Wah, wah, something about the integrity of democracy - well, what in the ever-loving hell do you call this right now??

You guys, it’s fine. We avoided Hillary, who sent emails and supported her husband, which are like two of the most heinous things a person can do. THANK GOD FOR #maga and bernie, too. We sure showed Hillary.

Maybe they need Qualcomm for their communications.

It’s the offseason, so it was probably Gronk on vacation.

The smug certainty that their ideology is absolutely correct even though it’s going to cause crushing hardship for so many people is just dumbfounding. And they will never admit they were wrong, even when they get confronted by the stories of suffering. It will always be someone else’s fault.

So yep... from now on being a cat is a pre-existing condition. This shouldn’t affect anyone negatively.

Thomas’ size simply shifts his strength balance towards offense from defense. Being shorter gives him a greater quickness which a taller man simply can not match, so while the taller defender can more easily block his shot, he has to be close enough to get his hand there and Thomas has seemingly developed his spacial…

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

People have been literally doing this for hundreds of years. Including Mark Twain and Charles Dickens.

You missed the pedant train on this by decades.

Literally.

Dictionaries have given up.

You are right. He is being backed into a “figurative” corner :)

Language changes, sorry ‘bout it.

Fun fact: Oval-shaped rooms have actual corners in them, once you put in windows, doors, shelves, and furniture.

You can literally take my dry sarcastic use of literally out of my literal cold dead hands.

I mean, honest to gosh I’m not trying to be pedantic about it. I just can’t watch the video right now so my brain is all ‘well did he back him into one of those little alcoves that leads to the door? Those kinda have corners.’

Or maybe Trump knocked out a wall to build an alcove/altar to his glory?