host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

The weird part is they were all drafted in the WHL before deciding to focus on football

Exactly. I don’t care if she just crouches in a back bedroom and hisses at people while painting her toenails gold. BUT QUIT DOING IT ON MY DIME.

Word. She’s depressed, fine. She’s entitled to depression; there’s nothing in her life that I’d want in mine. I’d be depressed too, if I had her life. But she needs to be depressed in the White House. She doesn’t want to see 45, fine. There are lots of rooms she can hide out in that don’t cost taxpayers umpteen…

Yup. He looks “tough” in the driver’s seat, but has absolutely no fucking clue how to drive the truck.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

Meanwhile, in hell...

Does anyone particularly want Melania to be involved?

“I didn’t want to have tears in my eyes because people would swear I was crying because of the new president.”

“Rethuglican”--I wish I coined that term. Well done.

I’m thinking more like a Fancis Baconian empty room festooned with rotting meat and filled with religious expediency.

I’ve always had more criticism for the system that has enabled Westbrook at the expense of his teammates (yes, I believe that) than for Westbrook himself. He was doing what he can, and if he had real shooters around him, his assist numbers this year would’ve been obscene instead of merely excellent.

Fuck them. I hope they hurt for what they did.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

In contrast to the “pick a team” folk. I commend you for having a second team in a different conference. Moved from Cleveland to College Station, TX in ‘93 and lived there for 12 years. Always an Indians/Cavs fan, but Astros and Spurs were on t.v., girlfriend/wife was from San Antonio - and I ended up rooting for…

Yeah generally agree with the pick a team sentiment, but you gotta pretty solid reason why. Can’t give any Boston sports fans sympathy, ever, though. Once your championship average drops below 2/year come talk to me.

Didn’t they blow a 28-3 lead to the Patriots?

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

But look at it this way: You’re the oldest and Donald Trump is not only the youngest, he’s the petulant 5-year-old from your mom’s second marriage who’s mad he didn’t get the bigger room even though yours is only bigger by a couple feet.