You see the change in the administration since last Friday? After a couple petulant tweets, they went quiet and now they’re back to dismantling the executive branch and all the departments. That “vote” pretty much cooked his goose.

As of last Friday, zero members of Congress are worried about his threats. And that makes it all worthwhile.

This is one of the most uplifting things I have read in the past year. I can’t tell if that’s because my bar for “uplifting” has become unspeakably low; if it’s because I genuinely love your writing style (which I know I do, I’ve been guffawing at Burneko pieces for awhile now, shitty Return of the Jedi opinions…

As a German I recognize with horror that the Republicans actually out-evil the NSDAP in many aspects. Yes, they lack the genocidal mania that also distinguished ordinary fascist regimes like Franco’s Spain from the Third Reich, but on the other hand, the hatred of the Nazis was narrowly focused on a few small groups…

Take note Republicans: This is how the free market works.

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

Back in the day the player took his hit, got back on the field, scored a touchdown, handed the ball to the ref, sat on the bench, started shaking, puked, drank a pint of Cutty Sark, forgot what he was doing, went home, beat his wife, and had a good long cry. None of this twerking, that’s for dang sure.

The guidelines were for teams that score touchdowns.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

It’s honestly criminal that Trump and Rand Paul etc will pay lip service to bringing back coal jobs when it’s literally never going to happen. Coal is EXPENSIVE! We’ve fracked the shit out of this country and now natural gas is super cheap. Any new coal mining is going to be mountaintop removal, which doesn’t employ…

Have I talked to an educated person who voted for Trump? No, I haven’t. I can’t find one. No one can. Let me know if you have any luck.

Kinja is not recording my star, so I am giving it to you here

I want to frame this comment and put it above my co-worker’s desk. The one who always gets put in charge of training new people, but fucks off on Youtube all day and doesn’t get shit done, leaving it all for other people to do instead?

What does Trent Dilfer think about this?  

Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

Writing his health care bill, calculating his budget, nominating his Supreme Court Justice, perpuating a massive business scam to enrich himself, tweeting, bungling the cover-up of his administration’s ties to Russia, golfing, and watching cable news... Yet somehow he still finds the time to babble about some football…

Two things we know about Trump:

The Steele dossier is already being proven as true. They haven’t confirmed everything yet, but financial aspects, the fact that Russia was grooming Trump for years, in order to use him for various reasons not even political.

They’re events for his re-election campaign. He’s already filed his candidacy; keeps him flush in SuperPAC slush funds. Also he needs these rallies to ameliorate the pain of facts.