I believe they call these articles organic marketing.

Maybe they mean how last year you could use the promo code “Jezebel” to get $50 worth of Lyft credit?

And yet, a bunch of SC doofuses protested across the street with the Stars n Bars. SC racists literally can’t get out of their own way to show that they are awful, awful people. It’s unfathomable to me that someone would take time out of his life to “protest” to say “remember when you boycotted us because our state…

Lyft was pretty brilliant in their P.R. moves the night of that airport taxi strike, and these idiots completely bought it. Most progressives are simple and think only in terms of good and evil, so it’s easier for them to think “Uber = Evil” and “Lyft = Good” than to do any actual critical thinking on their own.…

I downloaded Lyft a couple months ago and it’s fantastic.

Yup. They also undermine unionized labor. Take a cab when you can.

Asshole Republicans caused Duke to lose a game. For the first time in months, I’m remembering what it’s like for the world to make sense.

I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say “heehee!”

I’m actually enjoying the idea of a Mexican company building the wall. Irony, we pay Mexico to build thw wall

The story was (cross?)posted on Jezebel as if it was new. I really threw myself into the comments and ended up googling something related to the story...at which point I realized the whole thing was two years old.

Eric and Don Jr. on the way to place their bid

I was thinking the exact same thing. Throw in Lena Dunham’s Odell Beckham Jr. pity party for good measure.

I’m pretty sure I’d do better than most of these losers based on my watching of the entirety of The West Wing.

I hate that show. It’s built for people like me to like, but it’s such unbelievable bullshit.

I wish we could get Selina Meyer as SoS, she’d be more competent than the rolling shitshow of this administration. At worse we’d end up in a diplomatic snit with Finland.

That’s the problem - she’s over-qualified by comparison to everyone else at the cabinet table!

That’s no way to speak about our President. Oh, wait, you meant the other old dude with no experience. Sorry, carry on!

And get Julie Louis Dreyfus to be the POTUS!

I just said the other day that I wish that we could at least get Trump to watch tv shows about politics, like “Madame Secretary”. It would be better than FoxNews.

Depends what Brietbart says... Probably “nuke everyone who doesn’t agree with you.”