A school who's most famous football alum is a wife beater vs. a school who's football program is best known for hiding a pedophile. Welcome to big-time college football!!!

What kind of mangled dicks have you seen that remotely resemble croissants and lobster tails?

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

We need to get this guy in the octagon with Brandao and let them settle it there

Nooo! The mother was the only thing I liked about the last season of that show. I fully expected her to be a manix pixie dream girl (based on the hints they dropped about her, and the fact that she was compatible with Ted.) Instead, she was funny, believable, and - importantly - nice. By the end of that show all the…

This ending is SO MUCH BETTER. It's a low bar, but... still.

I don't mind that the mom died of cancer but that whole "so, can I date your aunt Robin?" tone was just repulsive. Way to shit all over those kids, Ted.

I'm going to go with yes.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

"Juan Castillo was once our defensive coordinator"

The best thing that ever happened to WIP is when they decided to go from AM to FM. I'm no longer able to hear them on the Parkway between Cape May & AC.

Cataldi is an overpaid troll whose sole purpose to stir up shit and focuses almost exclusively on off-the-field and unrelated bullshit.

They came over to our campfire the 2nd night to reminisce about their kelly green eagles tailgate van that, and I quote, "got busted up by n****rs when we parked it behind Delilah's." Delilah's is a strip club.

As it happens, I'm reading Storm of Swords right now and can imitate a Samwell chapter.

True story: When I was a freshman at Western Kentucky, we hosted the Sun Belt basketball tournament. After we were eliminated too early, me and my friends went to games against the team that beat us. Anyway, the UALR athletic director (this guy), saw us interacting and getting along with the school's band over the…

Oh it has, and no doubt shall again. Along with the "murder people" mod. Now you can combine the hundred baby challenge with the murder everyone challenge! Maybe murder your own hundred babies challenge? I'll stop before they take me away...

As someone who's 5'8" and has dated women 6' or more... being a tall guy is attractive, but it ain't the only thing that's attractive.

Being defensive about not being tall, on the other hand, isn't attractive at all.