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Seriously asking here: what was so bad about Jessice Jones season 2? I feel like I was watching a totally different show from the people who say it was bad.

In The Hall of The Mountain King is basically a perfect piece of music

Cool, thanks! I’d sworn off Marvel Netflix after the disappointment of JJ2 (and Defenders... and Iron Fist...) but the AV review of IF2 has made me reconsider that, so I’ll give LC2 a shot too.

This news makes me want to watch LC2 more than anything else that I’ve heard about it so far. How does it compare to LC1's ‘holy shit this is amazing oh no wait no’ narrative trajectory?

Spoiler onto your spoiler, Danny Rand is playing with magic guns now too, and Coleen Wing has an “Iron Katana.”  Not too much room for non-lethal measures there.

At the rate they’re going, Jessica Jones is going to be the most well-adjusted member of the Defenders.

What is the chance the writers going to call someone at some point and ask how the law works and what lawyers do?  Or are they going to continue their tradition only consulting Phoenix Wright for all of their courtroom scenes?

“[M]ake sure your boss hasn’t chosen this exact moment to come by for a chat.”

Obviously, it’s Childish Gambino.

Wait, who would guess Brian Tyree Henry? He’s not exactly a physical doppelganger for Glover. 

Sorry about he confusion guys, it was me.

I do not ever want to know who it was, The mystery is enough for me.

I like the part where you think he’s calling his butler but he’s really leaving notes for himself.

Thank you

I would actually love that. Like, if all the actual action takes place in the first fifteen minutes, and the remaining two hours of the film is dedicated to Carol standing trial for punching the head right off an innocent old lady, including her futile attempts to explain shape-shifting aliens to a disbelieving 1990s

“Punching the granny” - there’s got to be something that can be done with that phrase...

It was probably the same guy Hannibal Buress hired to pretend to be him at the Spider-Man: Homecoming premiere.

It was Donald Glover. The real mystery is who came as Donald Glover.

I’m hoping its actually a Skrull impersonating her going around assaulting people. 

Spoiler: It really will turn out to be an old woman.