I dunno who the fuck these people are. But I like those doors.

Tweet of the year so far.

I would do dirty, filthy things to a lemon cake right now.

I wanna objectify them punkin cookies. Hope they had chocolate chips.

Can I just tell you that Bic has a line of hipster lighters? (please say yes) Because they're the best thing ever and make me giggle and giggle.

My 3 year old son and I got a ton of baking stuff for Christmas. He decided that we should try it all out by making a lemon cake with pink frosting. Sooooo delicious!

You would know if you had artisanal pickles, trust me.

If baby name is Violet, its whether she like move Incredibles too much or she is not over Beffleck.

I'm still not 100% convinced it's not a hoax, though, which is why I couched it as a rumor.

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!

Mmmm.....lemon cake, you look GOOD! Where you goin', baby? I wanna TASTE YOU.

True story: I was in the hospital for an outpatiend procedure a few years back and there was an Amish (or probably Menninite - we have both locally and their communities intersect, we usually just refer to both as "Amish") couple in the little room thing next to mine. The husband was having some sort of procedure. I…

As someone who grew up near Lancaster, PA (AKA Amish Mecca), assisted my mother in tours of Lancaster County for Asian customers of the bank she worked for, attended college less than 15 miles from there, as well as volunteered for a therapeutic riding center surrounded by Amish farms I can say with certainty that the…

I'm sure it's all a big conspiracy with the end goal of the Amish making a fortune selling hand-crafted child coffins alongside their hand-crafted electric fireplaces.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Coming from an area near a large amish community, I can testify the Amish do indeed get sick and receive medical treatment. Our local children's hosiptal treats so many children with blood disorders, they opened up a local branch closer to the Amish community. I'm pretty sure they all receive vaccines as well. It…

i dont know about all vaccines but my mom used to go on rounds with a bunch of other med students & a couple of govt folks to amish settlements in minnesota to give vaccination for polio.

i showed this to my mom, who's a doc & she rolled her eyes so hard she says they actually hurt

Right! I read this and was like I'm pretty sure the Amish do vaccinate their children. Unless all the doc programs I have watched about the Amish lied to me.