I'd vote for you in any election for anything ever.

This I agree with, if I'm spending $20 on breakfast or lunch I'll tip up to 100% for great service. Dinner, expect 20% because the food costs are higher (for the consumer) and you'd better work for it. A $40 tip on top of the meal cost - isn't pocket change for a lot of people.

The locking latch inside the closet.. It scared me as much as "look at me"