You mean my wife’s 2015 BMW 435i Gran Coupe xDrive M Sport had too long of a name?

One-of-a-kind F150 with bespoke maple grille. Ran the last time I passed out in it. No low ballers, I know what I’ve got.

My sister-in-law leased a Maserati SUV at $2999 for 36 months. These people walk among us.

Laughing at a crypto bro before realizing I’m on the hook for a $47k Civic. 

The texture of the seats makes me think it’s a flood salvage. Either way though, too much heat on the flipper I guess.

Seats show surface damage that could be water - interior is sketchy but since the listing’s down... meh ND.

Not weird?  Isn’t this the V-6 that uses the V-8 block with two empty cylinders?

Do the drugs come with it? The drugs I would store in the vehicle and sell out of the vehicle? Is it fast. It would need to be fast to outrun the police. 

Hey, don’t judge the entire Bay Area by the flaming disaster that is Oakland and San Francisco’s slo-mo implosion. There are 9 counties and nearly 8 million people here, and not all of us have to worry about getting robbed in the In-N-Out drive-thru.

I’m 100% with you that San Francisco should have been left to the…

Yeah, but the racist founder of Ford is long dead so it has that over Tesla.

I’d be much more interested in this at this price if it were a hard top.  Getting that top fixed will be no small feat I’m sure, so ND at any price.

There’s no way I’d ever pay that much money to make myself look like a Dodge Bro, plus with this particular car I’d still have to go the hassle of putting my own yellow painters tape on the front spoiler. ND.

The most surprising part of this post is that it was not a Nissan Altima

I am absolutely convinced that the only reason trucks have gotten larger was so that owners can stick more stickers on their back window.

Pickup trucks. I always seem to run into two types of pickup drivers in my area. The first is someone who works in a trade who is constantly driving around the neighborhood while on their phone. They’re generally going 10 below the speed limit and stopping randomly in the middle of the street because their mind is…

I saw a Hellcat Charger or challenger not sure which one, smash a light pole off Jamboree near Hwy 1 yesterday, But that was to be expected...My actual nominee is the Freakin Tahoe. First of all the dam thing is too big, they are driven by short people so they can feel “safe”, but don’t even know the dimensions of…

Trucks with flags.

Any truck with modified suspension.

Anything with a crackle/pop tune. The most common offenders by me are BMW 3 series who just endlessly accelerate and slam on the brakes for maximum pop. Good amount of WRXs too. As an old man now, there seems to be a new scene in the WRX world where the ideal is to not have a clean and nice appearing car, but to have…

Squatted trucks. I don’t need to say anymore.....