Nice car, ugly decals, too much money. 

All it needs are a half-dozen yuge political flags. This has lived a hard 252K. The first time it breaks the new owner might be surprised at what is there to fix. Bonus.. buy this and you might be able to pick up Boebert. ND for both.

Interesting, but not that interesting. New owner at C&C: “Actually it’s a Daihatsu. They built them under...hey, come back!”

About 20 years ago, I was on an early morning flight on a small CRJ regional jet from Lexington, KY to Chicago. We taxied out to the runway and then began to take off. As we were accelerating down the runway, just as the nose started to lift, we heard this BANG followed by some shuddering, and then we were up in the…

These aint lasting anywhere near 500 landings...

It's a Catch-22

Sergeant Major?  We’re not going to talk about that at all?

You can get 2 Lou Malnati’s or 2 Pequod’s pizzas shipped nationwide for under $100, which isn’t really that bad, but I can get a LC Detroit style personal deep dish for like $6 right down the street, so I’m not sure it’s 15 X better and worth the trouble.

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

Slower than a Beetle, uglier than a Beetle (subjective), less well made than a Beetle. And all of that is for the manual car, the manumatic just makes things worse. As Dr. Malcolm would say, “they were selected for extinction”.

Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s good. If it was crap when new, it’s still crap.

Don’t forget the 48 HP.

The older readers remember them as being scarce/not selling well when new and know that sourcing any parts (other than plugs, points, plug wires, and hoses), today, will be a royal PITA . . .

Literally the only reason I still come here as well. This site is a small shadow of itself with almost all of the old writers either elsewhere or at the site that Jalopnik should have turned into- The Autopian.

Thank you sir for coming back! You are 90% of why I even still come here, and a reminder of the good old Jalop days. Hope you enjoyed a well deserved vacation

I am an old, I remember when starters were a once a year to once every two year repairs on 60s-70s American cars.

Vroom bought a car off me, they paid me for it and then I had to nag them to come and collect it....

Database Administrator has been fired. Beatings will continue until morale improves

I’m a single guy living in a small apartment, the larger quantities means I don’t have to shop as often. Honestly though, I don’t really have it to save money anyway, I just really like their customer friendly business model, and they treat their employees really well, so my membership fee is well spent as far as I’m…

Good.  Buy a membership, it’ll keep my prices down.