I tried that.

It should be named Kareem

I can say for sure it’s not a hot dog.

...but is it a sandwich? 

I don’t care what you call it, it’s going in my mouth!

This is quite a steaming pile of bullshit you left in the comments. You also probably shouldn’t get your car “facts” from reddit commenters. 

Sometimes you just have to sit back & watch a jackass do his thing. It’s easier here, since none of us are in his douchey presence.

I’m sure everyone at the Olive Garden is extremely impressed by your manly display. 

I am very confused by this story. If you want something other than pasta carbonara, order that thing.

Before I go to a restaurant I look at the menu to see if I think I’ll enjoy the food. If the menu doesn’t appeal to me, I choose another place. I don’t go there, demand they make me something not on the menu and then throw a tantrum if they refuse.

I’m not sure why you would even go to a place that doesn’t make a dish the way you like it, then order that dish and instruct someone on how to make it completely differently. You’re way better off ordering something else or going somewhere that makes the dish the way you like it.

Jesus, say it a fifth time. Enjoy your chicken nuggets like the child you are. 

“Hi, yes... I’d like a glass of Chardonnay but can you make it red instead of white? Then an order of calamari but made with chicken nuggets. And for entree I’d like the cacio e pepe but with elbow macaroni and ketchup, hold the pepper.  And no cheese.”

This is what post-apocalyptic Shriners will drive.

Well I guess I won’t be buying their chicken Alfredo carbonara!

Remember Bennigan’s, same exact concept.

The dickless wonder with negative self-esteem that would buy this could care less about the repair expense. They’ll probably brag about it.

I can’t be angry about this. As far as I’m concerned, the truck is lumped in with luxury\exotic vehicles and not average vehicles, so I’d expect any repair costs to be high. I have a feeling though that the estimates in the article are low and insurance companies are going to preemptively gouge the owners. That being…

No.

TransTop not legal in states with Republican Governors with aspirations of higher office.