They got rid of smokes in prison? I don’t smoke much (Like less than a pack per year on average)  but if I was going to prison I’d really appreciate having my favorite smokes. 

One of the things that 2016 should have taught is is “don’t feed trolls”. We ended up with a moron for a president because nobody could put in a word edgewise. Not during the primaries or the general. What’s happening today is a repeat and we will see that doofus on the main ballot again.

So, the size of a postage stamp...

Shut up. 

You reminded me, so now you must see it too.

yes, this truck is significantly dumber than a functional vehicle that has been a best seller for nearly 50 years

Just big enough to contain Elon’s last shred of decency

“Unless you’re an Elon Musk fanboy who is convinced there’s nothing wrong with him platforming bigots, spreading white genocide nonsense, making anti-semitic comments and just generally being a terrible person”

... “from an era when Chrysler was financially on the ropes.”

I never expected BMWs to become the tuner-boi-shitboxes that they are today.

Just like every other place in America—the monster SUVs that block your view as you’re trundling down the street or highway:

Absolute NP for any assistant professor of art or architecture at a college with a warmish climate. 

Hey is it true that you can make a light switch faster if you flash you headlights at it? Sometimes it seems to work, but maybe those lights are new and just better at detecting my presence.

in 3 to 6 months, if no “new” money is hitting the economy,

Well...certainly not if I buy it.

Does the Dark Horse come with the Nazgul package?

Yeah I’m acutally super happy that room service came back now that Covid is ‘over’. Usually I’ll order room service breakfast the night before when I’m all tanked so I can laugh at how much I ordered in the morning. I don’t use food delivery apps and I’m not sure the hotels I stay in would allow a delivery driver up…

Goddamn, I could totally eat one of these now. Curse you, lauren, for wrecking my diet (not really, I need little encouragement for that).

I love the Chocolate Fudge version. Cheap dessert for one. 

My family favorite was always the yellow cake with chocolate, ideally served when still just a little bit frozen inside. It was an occasional treat when we were kids and then something we’d eat together during visits home. For many years we’d call my parents during our drive home and tell them to take the cake out,…