Anyone want to bet NBC does the same?

This explains why Bob Costas picked Daft Punk to medal.

One could make a killing buying a bunch of pet carriers, marking them up, and selling them to the athletes and journalists who are going to decide to save one of the dogs and want to take it home.

**Starts crying** WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DEADSPIN!?

Such dogs. Many cuteness. Wow! Very +1.

The cameraman was evaluated at a local animal shelter, deemed unsafe for the public, and euthanized.

I think what I enjoy most about this video is that Putin and the animal handlers CLEARLY do not even even give the slightest of fucks about the animal trying to attack the cameramen...

That ad doesn't strike me as an ad for an escort service. That ad strikes me as something to scam lonely people out of money. Okay, it's not that different from an ad for an escort service.

So who is membership aimed at? Do women pay membership fees to be models, or do men pay the fees to go to events and hang out with models? Or is it both?

If joining Sexy Costco gets be behind the wheel of a GranTurismo, where do I send the money?

The thing about not flushing toilet paper isn't that unusual overseas. I work with a girl who was born and raised mostly in Turkey and she said they put it in a bag next to the toilet..something to do with the pipes

Sidney Crosby would tell you it doesn't really matter what the rooms look like when you're just gonna be sitting in the dark completely motionless anyway.

@Hoya2aPacer Much love to my bitch Harriet Beecher Stowe and her book about that dope crib.

Roy Hibbert

I want to be victimized by Jamie Casino.

Peyton Manning's Apocalypse Now.

Speaking as a Georgia Criminal Defense Attorney myself, I know I sometimes struggle with the propriety of advertising my services. Each of us (I thought) draws a line somewhere. I do not personally know this lawyer, nor do I know his reputation. What I do know is that it is beyond distasteful to use the death of…

Personal injury lawyers have nothing on intellectual property lawyers:

That looks like the trailer for the last 128 Nicolas Cage movies.

I'm kind of disappointed the Undertaker didn't show up, but you have to save something for Casino's Law 2.