He lost his eyes in front of an audience? I thought that's the only place Oedipus wrecks.

"Acme Security Fencing could not comment at this time," said a spokesman for the much maligned product manufacturer.

No joke here. Mental disease lurks it's head in adult males in their early 20's all the time. I hope he gets the help he needs.

It really sounds like this guy is having some kind of a mental break, possibly stress induced. I hope somebody in his network can reach out to him to get some help.

Just a reminder. If you are talking trash today, and you are referencing the War of 1812, you have already lost the argument.

I think we should be more gracious about ice hockey. I, for one, wish Canada all the best against Finland.

I'm usually not a vengeful guy, but as a true American, today I really hate: 1) Canada; 2) its President; 2) its 10 states; 3) its 3 colonies; 4) its capital, Toronto; 5) the fact that they drive on the left side of the road, like idiots; and especially 7) Justin Bieber

Who are two people who only see blacks as props?

"Whoa there, slow down buddy, that's too much booze." - Dylan Thomas

Every time Dunham says "like" or "I feel" I take a shot. I'm a raging alcoholic

I don't know what they do in Canada, but I expect a high degree of professionalism in early afternoon sports talk radio hosts. They need to be more professional like, um, Mike Francesa.

Times have sure changed. When I turned 37, I just had a bunch of Chinese dudes shit on me.

finally somebody with an ounce of celebrity is getting a cake rub down, i've been trying to convince my girlfriend that it's cool for months

Bucake is really trending right now

When coach Steve Donahue vowed to make Boston College "the Duke of the Northeast," apparently he meant he was only recruiting white guys.

Tough to watch. I can't believe that these are the same nice boys who were frolicking around and performing "Get Lucky" just a few short days ago.

Truth. Incognito is at best a shade above practice squad fodder, yet he's permitted to run completely wild and do whatever the hell he pleases, even as his OL is getting the QB killed at a record pace. He's basically an animal, human sewage, a mentally defective goon, the most hated NFL player among his peers too.

This is just more proof that Miami Dolphins management is beyond incompetent. Fuck the "locker room culture" bullshit. This is a business, and they're screwing up some basic stuff.

I am just shocked how dumb Incognito, Pouncey, and Turner are for putting all of their shit i text messages. What a bunch of dipshits.

I'm waiting for the morons to start talking about "toughening up" and "that's how locker rooms are." Abuse like this is uncalled for, unprofessional, and archaic.