So that's why Infowars.com wanted a media credential.

That video got taken down quickly. Have this Vine.

"Dammit! The Broncos defense was supposed to be running security for these press conferences!"

If it was Karma that hurt Sherman's ankle, then it was a deal with Satan that gave Manning the best season ever and God striking him down in the Super Bowl ala Caddy Shack.

Gene Simmons?

This poor girl. Her poor parents. Missouri is not doing so well in the "treatment of rape victims" department lately (see: Coleman, Daisy).

It kills me when I read a story like this and then get to the comments only to see immediate rape jokes. I know it's only a few of you who think it's really funny to make fun of the testimony of a dead rape victim, but seriously, that's pretty fucking evil. It makes me want to throw up.

This is no different than how the Raiders handled JaMarcus Russell:

Looks like he'll never have to worry about being called for traveling.

hahaha that's impossible death warmed over plays for the knicks

Tough talk from a guy who rushed for a total of 79 yards over two Super Bowls.

Such a well spoken thug, but then, some guys are just more naturally gifted then others.

Drafts, Ranked By Excitement:

I've never seen anyone look so bored in Hawaii. Ever.

The Pro Bowl has got to be the stupidest game of all the major sports "all-star" games. It's a sport under scrutiny for the amount of blows players take to their body, so why not bring them all together for an extra few hits a piece. Nobody watches it, other than horribly dressed tourists.

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Literally everything about this video makes me weep for the future

Here is a picture of the stripper tattoo, I guess he took his instagram down (or at least the picture). You can still see it here slightly, it's from his twitter account:

Watching this video, I realized I would've had an inescapable desire to hug the bear when he came up to say "hello" at the :53 mark. And then I would've died a horrible, horrible death.

"Hey, thanks for not blowing a big hole in that bear's head!"