...Must be a Phil Collins and Huey Lewis fan. This whole thing sounds very Patrick Bateman-esque. I'm surprised there's no mention of videotapes.

Where's Old Spice Guy when you need him?

I'm not sure if I'm with you on capitalist culture being the cause, but just generally I feel like kids aren't being taught basic niceties and it's carrying over as they grow up. I'm a receptionist, and my boss's kids don't even acknowledge my existence when they come in. I don't know if it's because they are shy or…

I'm as charming as five motherfuckers strapped together.

I find plenty of things funny, but something designed to make someone else feel awful and/or terrified doesn't amuse me. You're welcome to your opinion, but if you find it funny ... I wouldn't want to date you.

I won't lie, it's kinda funny, but no way would I do this. If it was happening to me I'd 100% kirk out.

I agree, that's just fucking malicious if you ask me. It's also about as creative as leaving a set of panties hidden in your bedroom that are not your girlfriend's, and then waiting for her to find them. Reading those text messages isn't funny, it just makes you cringe.

I'd have to agree. This isn't funny in the slightest, and I would definitely kick to the curb anyone who thought this would be funny. Nathan Fielder wins at turning people into losers.

Have to agree. Only a stupid asshole would toy with their relationship (and partner) like that. Or at least someone who doesn't want to be in one.

Anyone doing this is just spiteful. The $20 for 2 grams was funny, this was just awful.

That's straight evil. The good news is: anyone who thinks this is funny and worth doing is not really someone any sane person would want to date.

For the sake of irony, I want Michael Olowakandi to buy all of it with his ridiculous rookie contract.

I wonder how much money Mark Sanchez made on the prop bet of "Mark Sanchez will fumble as a result of running into a teammate's butt."