Hey - if you use ad blocking software, especially with Safari, it won’t let you load all the comments. I had to launch in chrome and disable the blockers to see all the stories.

“Two priests and a drunk movie director die”

If he keeps his head down and stays off Twitter maybe he’ll return to write & direct Guardians of the Galaxy 4.

You are a champion amongst commenters. 

Can you share? After the page reloading for like the 3rd time today and losing my spot, I am so over it!

Here’s a link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1snUq675wOXGwkfMZdUccvnOYO_mBbqzt/view?usp=sharing

Movie star who's semi-retired at 50 and surrounded by dogs? Worked for Doris Day!

It’s done! I have a PDF with 364 pages of scary stories but I’m having trouble figuring out how to disperse this thing. Help?

If you have 7 dogs in your bed, only the dogs will be getting a good rest. Any humans will be crunched up in a tiny corner barely able to shift position.

My grandmother grew up in an extremely small town outside of Napa Valley. There’s an intersection, a fire station, and her family’s property, and that’s it. When I was about 13 my mom, myself, and two of my cousins spent a few days there with my grandmother’s brother and his family. We were all put up in his son’s…

I work at a theme park - a major one, you’ve definitely heard of it - and there’s no doubt in my mind that this place is haunted.

I’ve told my family the exact same thing! *High five*

I could even put voice-recorded messages under the skin that play when pressed.

I request a modest burial, under a tree with a view of some nature.

I want to be stuffed and just left on my lazy boy. 

I believe this is what got Abe Lincoln originally interested in vampire hunting. 

Even drunk me will recognize that something is very wrong when I bite onto something hard in my glorified “meat” slurry.

When I was a kid, my mom found a fairly large metal machine part in a holiday turkey. She called their customer service line and the company paid to have the part returned and gave her coupons for free birds. Apparently the part she found was custom milled and very expensive.

“Skills Include: Washing Hair with Eyes Open”

Long-time reader, first-time writer. Apologies on the length.

My family and I live north of Chicago and bought a home last year. The previous homeowner’s parents built the home (in 1986) so we thought we knew everything.

The home has a main floor, upstairs (four bedrooms), finished basement (one bedroom) and attic. The…