A pair of swinging legs while Robin Wright reads a note would solve this problem in half a day’s shooting time.

This was my take as well. Sociopaths all the way.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

If only there was a convenient metaphor for how all this is collapsing.

We had a haunted toaster too. Only our bread came out “Stan Lives” because it was possessed by this guy.

BTW, I forgot to mention the cause of the problem with the Olds sticking at WOT. It was the garage that rebuilt the carb a few days earlier. It turns out the shop that rebuilt my carb left off a cotter pin on the arm that controlled the secondaries. When I floored it, the arm fell off and jammed the carb at WOT.

HOLY SHIT. Why wasn’t that one featured?!

It’s good. Don’t listen to Bobby on this one.

THIS ONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WINNER!! Thanks for sharing!!

It’s a conversation they are having

I mean, surely she is familiar by now with Jurassic period penis.

Something she hasn’t seen in many, many years with Donald, that much I know.

“Oh, you have tiny hands! I like so much when man have so tiny hands! Is sexy!”

I just got home and found that I saved the link in a separate tab on my laptop! Here you go :)

That one was good, I really enjoyed it. Possibly because I can kind of relate; people don’t see “me” other places, but they always seem to think I’m someone else they know. “Sarah?” “Is your name Angela?” “Aren’t you Katie’s mom?”

That one was the most hard to believe for me ... literally all of those things just sound like standard college tom-foolery. You mean someone is running down the hallway being loud in the middle of the night as a freshman in college???!!! NO WAY!

I really wanted the Miss Lizzy’s stick figure drawing story to have less holes in it to make it more plausible ergo eligible to win because that was some terrifying shit. Also, is it just me or were there more real-life “people are the worst” stories than woo-woo “what the fuck hamburger?” stories this year? I have…

This one took a lot of scrolling to get to, but one of my favs this year was the story of Jim and Alice! The ending of that one gave me chills.

Bobby Finger is doing the White Lord’s work.

Never thought I’d agree with Megyn but you know what they say about broken clocks. Feldman really needs to just say the names as, even avoiding all the cynicism about his $10 million dollar IndieGoGo (which continues to put donors at risk due to putting out their information publicly) and why he’s doing it, this…