Yes, people around the world are queuing up to have their homes bombed into rubble by the USAF so they can freeze their nuts off in Minnesota for 6 months of the year…

I dont even understand ghosts.

Also, reader Jared is mad online at Ben Roethlisberger, Le’Veon Bell and Antonio Brown:

Team Petchesky here. If you are sitting next to me on a plane and break out a Ziploc bag of hard boiled eggs I am perfectly justified in thinking that you are a sociopath.

I agree completely. It’s not Halloween until I read these.

I have read all of those stories before and just re-read them again... and I’m STILL TERRIFIED even though its the middle of the day with the sun shining. I am home alone though.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In what world is bringing hard-boiled eggs on a plane (or train, or bus) OK? Wtf. Team Petchesky.

Am I hallucinating, or does Rex Ryan come across as not too bad when I see him on the pregame panel shows?

Welcome to 2017. All our realities are absurd.

“...fictionalized conversation with a man.” ???

I think you’re right, I noticed that too. It should be “on HER behalf”.

I think it’s hilarious that an organization that employed Lawrence Taylor tries to pass itself off as more morally righteous. And I’m a fan.

The problem is that so few Americans are versed in economics that the lie of trickle down policy seems every bit as plausible as reasonable tax policy to the average American. As I age, I’m finding it harder and harder to believe that the lust to cut education isn’t the ground floor plan to keeping the rich rich and…

Seriously.

The easy way to explain the new tax code is to say it is the “Reverse Robin Hood”. Take from the poor and give to the rich.

>The proper way to think about it is, “How can the government remedy gross economic inequality by moving wealth from those who have too much to those who have too little?”

Jezebel isn’t a feminist blog. They aren’t here to make the world better for women they’re here to make money.

Do you even know how the Devil operates? Eve tempted the snake in the Garden of Eden with her titties and there’s a snake in every man’s trousers, so how can men resist titties?

They have no problem with cognitive dissonance - unless you ask them to spell it.