He just has to figure out a way to get Matt Damon in on this. Have Matt go to the Washington offices of all these senators and after they fawn all over him he can say Jimmy Kimmel sent him. I’ll bet that would be a sphincter tightening moment.
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This guy keeps turning 74 the way some people continuously turn 29.
Yeah you can tell he keeps missing words cause he’s just so pissed
Jimmy Kimmel’s entire demeanor speaks volumes. The strain in his voice and barely held back tears are proof of his sincerity.
It should be noted that much of that 40% increase is due to market instability cause by Trump and the Republican efforts to repeal the ACA.
What’s not to understand: fuck you, you’re not rich.
I can’t believe he is only seventy four. Evil ages you.
Cops must be David Gilmour fans. Over 30 years later, tensions still run high.
I’m waiting for an incident where the cop says “The power of Christ compels you!” while beating the living shit out of someone.
That’s when, according to records filed in court, police said Adelman, 47, ran up to them and “took a fighting stance”
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They make a wicked sound too.
When I was a teenager I contemplated getting a tattoo. Then I thought about what it would look like when I was 80 and decided, “nope”. Such is life.
Considering porn has existed literally since cave paintings and the birth of the spoken word it’s really done a piss-poor job of ruining humanity so far.
Maybe the plot should be that Schwarzenegger is sent back in time to kill the people who made Terminator 3, Salvation, and Genisys. And then he travels to the future and plugs a Galaxy Note 7 into the time machine. Fin!
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Boomer Sooners baby!
When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know.
Give it to Greece. If they could re-use facilities, and utilize them as tourist attractions and as a mecca for athletic training in the off years, it’d actually provide a pretty significant economic boon for a country that needs it. But that wouldn’t line the pockets of the IOC members with hundreds of millions in…
Where does Fleetwood Mac fit into all of this?