So it’s basically a remake of “Every Which Way but Loose”?

“Here’s a question: Should you go see Mother!, the new, polarizing, bearshit-insane film written and directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem that everyone is talking about though apparently no one saw and the few who did see it had no idea what in God’s name was going on?”

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

You had to watch it when it was on. The Sopranos truly was revolutionary. It completely chanted the game for television. I mean, I was only a teenager when it was on, but I was immediately able to pick up on how it was just on another plane of existence than all the other shows.

Boardwalk isn’t for everybody, and some seasons were certainly better than others, but it was never bad.

No, I’ve heard the podcast and...wait, no your theory checks out.

I think it’s pretty clear that Durant is just more comfortable being the third person.

True story: All the Deadspin writers are really Drew Magary sock puppets. That pic of Tom up there? Just Drew with a beard and glasses.

Until he’s not. Because he’s make-believe.

That’s the best part! “James Bond is white!”, “Yeah? Well, Idris Elba sure looks black to me”

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards

For Clinton, politics are fundamentally about pragmatism, where strategic concessions and horse-trading with Republicans necessarily means sacrificing ideals for the ultimate good of Getting (Some) Things Done.

If I was in the US I’d still have voted her given the choice on display but her problems are similar to the LibDems in the UK in that she has the personality of a teacher you don’t particularly like. The “I told you so/we were always right” mentality and not exactly a great ability to enthuse passion outside of the…

Where is his autobiography: Killing Bill O’Reilly - The Life Of The Greatest American Who Ever Existed Ever And All Those Women Were Lying Sluts

I, too, am willing to take a polygraph to determine if I am the extortionist (I don’t think I am, but we should do a test just to be certain). And I will do it for an egg McMuffin and three hashbrowns. Call me, FBI*.

It could just be really poor timing. Sometimes when you run first thing in the morning, your bowels haven’t quite woken up. When they’re woken up by a body going close to full load, they often decide they need to vacate themselves immediately. Perhaps that house is along her daily route and she consistently feels…

That doesn’t mean it was OK for him to be drunk in public in front of cops.

I say that, but only to gross out my wife. I picked it up from watching too much Monty Python.