If Kap wants to hang Hillary for the “super predator” comment given in one speech in 1994, that’s fair game.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

Remember when Nixon’s detached head got grafted onto a sixty foot tall death robot and was re-elected? This is worse.

This reminds me of the ancient proverb: when you jackoff in public, don’t get mad when someone tells you that you got a tiny dick.

Welp, looks like I’ve got to update my “graves to piss on” list.

And this is why Futurama went downhill. The kids today don’t want to hear Professor Farnsworth anymore.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

Whoa.

As a Bills fan, and overall normal human being, I loathe the cowboys, but when I saw the headline...”Tsk, ah fuck!”

At least he went out doing what matters, playing in a pre-season game.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

Well it was a matter of when

Because Romania isn’t interesting to you, I’m assuming. You just need something interesting to associate.

They sure do.

Bears picking their own apples.

When I was in high school I read a story about a train derailment that dumped tons of corn in a wooded area. Instead of cleaning it up, they figured it’s just corn, what’s the harm. Then bears found the corn and dozens of them started feeding there. Then people found the bears and would show up to pose with them and…

“Hillary Clinton is also letting the GOP off the hook for decades of strategic, institutional racism.”