....unless: They are forced to play more realistically. Tethered to a series of ropes and pulleys like -  Attack on Titan

Can’t remember the name of the docu-series, but it followed the weekly exploits of one lone athlete amoung several world wide competing for some sort of “prize”?

Silly. The cloths just make it more comical when the stuffed puppies jump as they are shocked.

You mean, they would just “meet people and get into adventures” ...like Caine from Kung Fu?

Our only hope at this point is to retake the senate, hope Thomas and Alito “Scalia” themselves (or Pelican Brief) and then apply the “Turtle rule” to every president* Biff nomination - until he gives up and starts nominating actual humans in frustration.

Umm.. someone likeys Hamno! Unfortunately, someone with a 7.62 diameter penis.

“Your threats don’t scare us?” - Servant of Lucifer

Eureka! You have found the solution to all of my problems. Except for the crippling grief fueled alcoholism.....so almost all of my problems!

This all seems too familiar somehow..

God damn what a horrible day. Always knew Mitch’s criminal action would come back to haunt us hard but...damn.

That’s what - they- want you to think.

Back when Blillo had the idiot Waters? out ambushing people on the street, I used to fantasize about having that imbecile come up and start asking me questions. I would be polite at first, but then I would start answering every question with: Andrea Mackris? Andrea Mackris. Andrea Mackris.

God, if I had the means and lived within a 100 miles of that place I would eat there every fucking day and I rarely eat out any more at all.

I do something similar..and with Moto phones but with shorter intervals (3 years or more).

Tell you what, as somebody economically trapped in one of the neo-confederate hell holes:

This all day every day.

That is some torches, pitchforks and guillotine level shit right there.

LOL. To cretinous grey troll calling former Obama admin guys: “third way neo-libs..blah..blah” (that’s as far as I got before dismissing so don’t even know your name..LOL).