I am Mexican and I was so happy for Chapo to be in the coming World Cup. So happy after he scored the magnificent goal. Then incredibly sad when he broke his tibia and fibula. I cried. Not a joke. I cried and still feel like crying when I think about it. Incredibly sad.

Approves

Maybe the good people of Atlanta could've avoided this travesty by not allowing libtard journalists to write their constitution.

WARNING: SOCCER WALL OF TEXT AHEAD; AVERT YOUR EYES NOW.

Could be worse. These could be raining down.

The Spirit of St. Louis

That's better than I expected—I figured it would all be boring starch filler. But there's flavoring in there! And yeast filler for variety! They care about us! Aww, how [maltodextrin].

"Off to the game, Mrs. Sterling?"

Money.

Relevant

Nice show of sportsmanship by the opposing team. For all the talk of the racism inherent in international soccer it's nice to see a man recognize another man is having a really fucking bad day and trying to tell him it's okay.

That might make sense on an individual level, but most businesses tend to expand before they actually have the money to, and budget it on projected growth. In this case, to continue the analogy, MLS would be opening up a bunch of bank accounts because they have a very specific idea of how they are going to fill them.…

This is the 22-year-old at a punk show scoffing at the 15-year-old who probably didn't even know about the band until its major-label release.