He was a right-wing nutjob.

Good Riddance, his homophobic rants won't be missed [Youtube Link]

according to my wife it's not possible to swallow anything

moron attempts reductive joke, eats my turds instead

Let's try an experiment. Let's replace the words "Native American" with Redskins in the Redskins own Press Release for OAF:

this idea is dependent on three independently stupid assumptions.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido" sang Kurt Cobain, about four things you can kill with a shotgun. Cobain successfully killed his libido when he put a shotgun in his mouth in the 1990s.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

There have been sports upsets, shocking moments at the end of games, Cinderella stories in every sport.

Dude bashes MLS because it's not Arsenalesque or Messi-esque, then asks why Michael Bradley didn't decide to play for the footballing paradise of... Sunderland.

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

"my actions do not reflect myself"

This ain't prison yo!

Franck Ribery is taking the loss pretty badly. He may be scarred for life.

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

Bingo. MLB looked the other way while the Big Mac and Sosa race revived the corpse of the post strike league. And all the media was happy to give, "And now we interrupt everything to show you Bonds's latest at bat and will keep doing so, so stay tuned." And everyone looks the other way from the pink elephant in the…

Usually a white bear struggling in the first year refers to Andrew Sullivan's paywall site.