Suck it, Sartre.

"Nothing better than getting tipsy on a cruise ship."

This pleases me. Now is the time in which we dance.

The obvious question is how did they like those apples?

Dan Snyder: (Walks into administrative assistant's office.) Hey, Ted. How you doing?

Portis retorted with a smart-ass remark, but Dan's reply was Snyder.

Dude, that's a Yahoo Sports commenter.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

Every Leader Of The Japanese PGA Is Resigning In A Yakuza Scandal

All those organized crime groups are a bunch of amateurs. These guys know how to run a racket.

Medic: Wojciech, are you ok???

Most watchable baseball has been in years.

HEY SPARTANS
get ready to
beat us rather handily
all because of that Helen bitch
and then accept our gift
of this large, wooden horse
ROUND II

my wife is a top top photographer, not quite at terry's level but up for some of the same jobs. those jobs go to men about 90% of the time (that's anecdotal from my experience, but i'm guessing it's really low actually and it's closer to 99%). apparently cameras require the use of a penis in some way? no matter,…