robertogreen
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Nice show of sportsmanship by the opposing team. For all the talk of the racism inherent in international soccer it's nice to see a man recognize another man is having a really fucking bad day and trying to tell him it's okay.

That might make sense on an individual level, but most businesses tend to expand before they actually have the money to, and budget it on projected growth. In this case, to continue the analogy, MLS would be opening up a bunch of bank accounts because they have a very specific idea of how they are going to fill them.

This is the 22-year-old at a punk show scoffing at the 15-year-old who probably didn't even know about the band until its major-label release.

He was a right-wing nutjob.

according to my wife it's not possible to swallow anything

moron attempts reductive joke, eats my turds instead

Let's try an experiment. Let's replace the words "Native American" with Redskins in the Redskins own Press Release for OAF:

this idea is dependent on three independently stupid assumptions.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido" sang Kurt Cobain, about four things you can kill with a shotgun. Cobain successfully killed his libido when he put a shotgun in his mouth in the 1990s.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

There have been sports upsets, shocking moments at the end of games, Cinderella stories in every sport.

Dude bashes MLS because it's not Arsenalesque or Messi-esque, then asks why Michael Bradley didn't decide to play for the footballing paradise of... Sunderland.

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

"my actions do not reflect myself"