This ain't prison yo!

Franck Ribery is taking the loss pretty badly. He may be scarred for life.

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

Bingo. MLB looked the other way while the Big Mac and Sosa race revived the corpse of the post strike league. And all the media was happy to give, "And now we interrupt everything to show you Bonds's latest at bat and will keep doing so, so stay tuned." And everyone looks the other way from the pink elephant in the…

Polar Bear: [finally takes first steps]

Usually a white bear struggling in the first year refers to Andrew Sullivan's paywall site.

Suck it, Sartre.

"Nothing better than getting tipsy on a cruise ship."

This pleases me. Now is the time in which we dance.

The obvious question is how did they like those apples?

Dan Snyder: (Walks into administrative assistant's office.) Hey, Ted. How you doing?

Portis retorted with a smart-ass remark, but Dan's reply was Snyder.

Dude, that's a Yahoo Sports commenter.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

Every Leader Of The Japanese PGA Is Resigning In A Yakuza Scandal

All those organized crime groups are a bunch of amateurs. These guys know how to run a racket.

Medic: Wojciech, are you ok???

Most watchable baseball has been in years.

HEY SPARTANS
get ready to
beat us rather handily
all because of that Helen bitch
and then accept our gift
of this large, wooden horse
ROUND II