Call me old fashioned, but I'd love to have $30,000-$50,000 lying around my house.

People Who Actually Kinda Like Coldplay Thread? Anyone?

But not, like, "Juicy" by Notorious BIG where he literally mentions the World Trade Center blowing up? Good intentions, stupid actions, I suppose.

Pssh. I jumped ship when they stopped being ØVUM.

Now, see, I think your mistake is buying into the idea that Michael Jackson had some sort of ozone-layer-high creative ceiling. I love Michael Jackson, but at his best, his biggest songs were just outstanding versions of the contemporary sound. And at his later worst, his songs weren't even that.

#DrTeethAlwaysOnBeat

…That photo isn't even centered.

The G.O.A.T. joke? - "One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas…"

Yeah, I'm drawing a blank.

…Why would Penguin throw Mooney in the water when he knows firsthand that sh*t doesn't work?

…Does EVERYTHING make Drake cry? Jesus.

I've always really liked her. I oughta check that out.

Ugh. That's so 'Murica of me to think she wouldn't be working just cause I can't see her. I retract my initial statement.

I don't want to be a dick here, but…what has Lucy Lawless got going on that she couldn't be in an episode or two?

Thank you, Parks and Recreation…for one last moment with Mona Lisa Saperstein.

If that episode had ended right after "PONCHO!", that still would have been enough for me.

♫ Randolph Scott!!! ♫

This episode reminded me why Joan Callamezzo is my favorite of the Pawnee civilians.

I like Captain Essen. I'll give her that.

And why does Jim Gordon turning around and shouting stop 100 inmates from tearing them into shreds? Was he trying to White Fang these people?