I wish there was one woman on the show who could take care of herself instead of screaming or crying. I mean, Fish Mooney is cool, but there's always this feeling about her that she's supposed to be seen as the woman-in-a-man's-world character. Montoya, maybe, but I got sick of the hot girl-on-girl action pretty…

I'm not sure why I'm so forgiving of the Edward Nygma character. Probably cause I think the actor is so damn handsome.

Alfred: "Now put on these antique boxing gloves."

I don't know. I always got the impression that, aside from Catwoman, the villians were a little older than Batman, especially Penguin, who I've always seen portrayed as a fat old bastard anyway. Plus, I could believe that Cobblepot is around 25 years old in this. Excuse my lack of Bat knowledge, but is there a…

Yes. Let me get 45 minutes of Fish and Oswald sitting at a table, fake-smiling at each other. I'd watch the shit out of that.

A teenaged Catwoman is such a weird thing to write, because the whole point of Catwoman is that she's supposed to be kind of sexy. But…she's like, 12. So it kind of takes all the interesting Catwoman-esque appeal out of it. She's trying to read her lines "catty", but she's just coming off like a brat.

I'm completely off the Barbara Gordon storyline. For one thing, I'm tired of her sniffling and waiting for Jim to tell her what to do (although I was a little excited by the fact she decided to get out of Gotham alone). More than that though, this Barbara/Montoya storyline is obnoxious. Gotham is a show with hardly…