My takeaway from this series is the same every year: the shittiest group of people in the US are NFL owners. Coming in right behind them at #2 are their dumbass customers who spend thousands of dollars every year on PSLs and Brady Quinn jerseys.

Thank God they’re water-resistant what with the melting icecaps and rising sea levels.

The NBA has an entire program for rookies to prepare them for life as professional athletes. The NFL has a seminar where they’re told to find fall guys.

Roger Goatse

“We have to choose respectful ways of doing that so that we can achieve the outcomes we ultimately want and do it with the values and ideals that make our country great,”

He added, “When I was a boy, I dreamed of being a football. But today I say we must go forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.”

Does O Canada count?

Starting to think Miller is having the same kind of issues that are plaguing Titus Young and Tre Mason. I hope all of these guys can find some help.

I’d say it’s a good idea, but since the Rams are doing it that can’t be possible.

I once sang “...for the ram’s parts we washed...” and killed an entire platoon.

Honor America by forfeiting your First Amendment rights!

He didn’t know he was his kind of asshole.

But Kaepernick’s stance has nothing to do with the military. Any connection to the military in this whole controversy is a straw man invented by his critics.

Elliott say Thompson was never even his girlfriend, just someone he hooked up with before. All the girlfriend talk comes from her end.

This is clearly the only right answer.

Triscuits are thatched garbage squares that taste like communism.

But women never lie about domestic violence! We’re supposed to just assume the man did it, condemn him in social media, and ruin his life because the woman said he did it! Fuck due process and waiting for evidence to come out before we pass any personal judgments! He’s an NFL player, and it’s just easier for me to…

If this is true, she’s the worst kind of person. Someone that helps give credence to the “crazy woman” false accusation mouth breathers. Super fuck her for hurting women who are actually abused by those close to them.

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