Yup, by the rich and corrupt, for the rich and corrupt.

Step 2. Watch the profits move to offshore havens.

Well, to Chris Rock’s credit, Mort has been “treating” Roger Goodell like the antidote’s in there.

I hope one of the other two is “Not Even Understanding Why You Said What You Said” ;-)

You had me at “Wall Street motherfuckers”.

Having to explain the joke never makes it better, and assuming someone else should get it is worse. Even I know that.

with better legs.

Try replacing “the NBA” with “porn”.

That uni needs a Dunkin’ Donuts logo.

“Opening a pickle jar” is an odd euphemism for jerking off.

They didn’t want to sing “You’re All I’ve Got Tonight”.

“maybe you want to avoid players with anger issues”

So, his CTE is single-handedly helping reduce CTE by reducing NFL demand?

And a brontosaurus taking a bong-hit.

Someone needs to do an analysis of NFL head coaches by NFL career (duration and position) and see what comes up.

Why should any player think their medical care is free for any other reason than to make more money for the organization? I mean, of course, other than the true purpose of medicine and the Hippocratic Oath.

And yet his actual skillset will be necessary for damn-near all the retired players, provided they live that long.

Not if you’re both.

If this is “news” to anyone, they’re part of the problem, either knowingly or unknowingly.

That was a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.