I’ve been to probably 75 Bears games and i don't think I've ever been more excited than when they trotted him out for the 2nd FG attempt. 

If you ever find yourself catching a Retrievers game

This comment makes no sense at all.

Husker dön’t

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

TOO BAD for that country! 

Sounds like these guys read too much Splinter.

Everyone, I’m so sorry. I know there’s a “fourth and inches” joke in here somewhere and I just can’t find it. Really, I apologize. The “inches” would represent Fitzpatrick’s penis, by the way.

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

[This is the place where a second person is supposed to add some dickish snark about how poorly edited the website is, ignoring the fact that we continue reading it and it doesn’t actually cost anything. Something something gawker something.]

“Naomi Osaka won the U.S. Open” is somehow both a statement of fact and the only good take on this whole ordeal

Ramos is strict on the rules with both men and women. This has been established. Giri even links to proof of it in this piece.

Come the fuck on.

oh Too Darn Hot definitely exists, and it’s a banger

Yes. Honestly, you probably are the only one who is troubled by this. 

Yes way. (God’s plan is hard to understand sometimes Derek)

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

Wow - really nice way to engage with your readers. What I meant - and clearly I didn't say it correctly so forgive me for not using the exact appropriate words - was that the woman deserves your respect by making the headline clear about the abortion she chose to have - no judgment on my part and I'm deeply saddened…