I’m still pissed he didn’t sign my Emmitt Smith jersey.

I enjoy the fact that few folks are in on the joke that Hamilton is simply still doing comedy writing; the fact that he’s publicly using Gawker referral links may be what finally gives this away to the masses though.

15/15. It was actually Burneko’s pitiful dick.

Beats my “They’re coming home” one liner.

Nope.  Brazil.

Doubtful.  It’s not like they’re the Browns.

And not here much longer either.

I was expecting “collage” to complete the trifecta, but then it might have been an obvious troll response.

I dunno - looks pretty well decorated to me.

I actually did a search for “Bus Hitting” after scanning the list, knowing I must have missed it.

But not any from Mr. Submarine.

If he doesn’t save the wee bats, who will?

Alternate suggestion - don’t put them on in the first place.

Meh, if you’ve seen one video like this, you’ve Senegal.

I’ve never understood the people who will watch stuff like this simply to hate on the entire experience. With your suggestion, I’d be all in.

Certainly the greatest German defeat ever on Russian soil.

Dammit Billy, who’s on point to get the Mexico v. Germany post-game article up? We’ve all got our “Greatest ever defeat of Germany on Russian soil” comments ready to go.

I feel this post really delivers on its promise of proving that less is more or less.

I feel this post really delivers on its promise of proving that less is more or less.