Certainly for the last 30 years.

You’re obviously not the father of a gymnast.

• Prevented plaintiff from correcting work by banning White Out from the office.
  

Yup, we came here for this.

You should try to monetize your posts. Bill (cart)writing to accountspayable@deadspin.com

Thank you, Eleanor.

There’s no doubt that staff heads were exploding when given the choice to lead with Trump hate or ESPN hate.

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion man.

If he was, he certainly isn’t any more.

Serious discourse? Madness? THIS IS GAWKER!

This would have been useful to know when I told my roommate to shit or get off the pot.

This reply thread is so, so much better than the article that spawned it. I just want to say, thank you.

I cry for those who do not appreciate this comment.

I’m still hoping for the pussy hat version of the keeper mask. I’m not sure I know what it would look like, but I know I want it.

Can someone with proper skills please put Bill Simmons’ face in there?

Showed us all, he did.

I’m pretty sure that Patrick Stewart would never take on a shitty role. 💩 

Really looking forward to this thread spinning up again.

So you’re saying Cleveland will be introducing him as their head coach in 2020?