I used to do triathlons. Now I do Crossfit. I’m really excited to see what’s next on the list.

Does Sam Weyen write for Jezebel?

You should check out the latest puzzle/game content on the website.

I figured he was just Tebowing.

They censored the bottom part of her screen, right? It’s pretty clear her full question was “What are THOSE NUTZ!?”

The OP seemed to think otherwise.

i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?

Certainly won’t happen this year.

Gotta get my NBC Thursday Night fix!

On the plus side, they have Illinois next weekend. And since it’s no longer needed in the other series, “There’s always the next game!”

I’m politely trying to ask why it’s a big deal.

I’m not going all in until it’s also fair trade and locally sourced.

she hanja

Welcome to Deadspin.

She’s not your friend, pal.

You win the award for bringing the most nutjobs out on kinja today! Well played!

Nope, still more cleanup to do.

Still unclear on the rules. Dress-shaming is ok?

Thanks for giving credence to those who say that Jezebel is just a giant troll job.