You missed a really good opportunity to get them all lathered up by conceding that you’d agree to replacing horse sports with dog sports, because at least most people like dogs.

When reached for comment, Ben Roethlisberger bemoaned how kids just aren’t learning to properly play the pass in college anymore.

I am sad that this quote will not get nearly the stars it deserves

I take back all my comments about people in Brazil not being ready for the Olympics.

Of course it’s much harder to earn POTG against real competition; I don’t know who’d get my vote in yesterday’s Germany/Italy match, but I certainly know who wasn’t Bastian of the game.

Hurray! I’m for the other team!

Hurray! I’m for the other team.

And you’re assuming he’s stopping at the end of this season?

Came here to post exactly this. Thank you for saving me the Google search. Shame on me for not having said search bookmarked.

If you can’t handle this, then you’re certainly not ready for our NCAA mailing list (brought to you courtesy of cbssports.com.)

They’ll keep it up until the next game.

He had one job.

Don’t worry. There’s always the next game!

You are correct. And it was not you.

Because you came here for it.

Anything, you say?

Anything, you say?

I’ll drop this here for those who would otherwise be disappointed.

While it may disrupt the expected narrative, folks will have to work a bit harder to blame things on child-hating Republicans across the board here in California (easy knee jerk option here is to fall back on the usual Prop 13 complaints).

It was so bad it did what other bad games couldn’t; it managed to completely kill off its entire genre such that 4x space games still haven’t recovered.

I’ll hold out for the leather bound editions from the Bolton Press.

I’ll hold out for the leather bound editions from the Bolton Press.