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Oh don’t be so negative in the comments folks. Look how well it worked out for G4 and TechTV!

Ah, but the servant waits while the master baits.

You wrote this whole article just to make the impediment joke, didn’t you? I applaud your commitment to the craft.

I still would like it broken out in public financial statements how much GoPro is paying for their not-so-subtle attempted viral ad campaigns. And what percentage of Gawker’s overall income this accounts for.

A Bay Area native would argue that Vallco was dead in the sense of your “Traditional American Mall” long before the world enjoyed Amazon and Webvan. It was done in more by the success of Valley Fair Mall and Stanford Shopping Center (not Stanford Mall, of course) in the same general proximity (each with their own…

If he truly does have the feet picture, at least he’s taking proper precautions.

The greater scientific mystery, what on Earth is fat free half-and-half?

Although firefighters originally called the fire a “multi-casualty incident,” no deaths were reported, but several people are being treated for burns.

You underestimate your readers.

So I just noticed that the palindrome of Bolton is Notlob.