Why? Jackson didn't.

Followed by a tv series that just keeps going and going?

Theon's role seems to be as the Gollum - tragic, broken figure who'll have some significant role to play by the end. Him being "fixed" and becoming a healthy member of society again would feel too cheap.

Good try, a few more pushes and it'll come right out!

Turns out the real Winds of Winter was inside of you all along!

Yeah, not realizing how nuts the first season was gonna get made it so much better.

Those were the two Sand Snakes. The hanging one did look a bit like Yara but with two women up there, it had to be them.

All those dragons and zombies being involved would've made it more believable, actually.

I mean, I was mostly joking, but now that I think of it, was Littlefinger on her list?

When was the last time Rohl wasn't ambiguously manipulative?

Show's not living up to their credits sequences is rather endemic, so that's actually good to know!

As a legendary fleet they'd know better than to even attempt it, but night battles look waay cooler, so it all balances out in the end I suppose.

They were certainly likable in their final scene together, which in retrospect was probably a good indicator they were about to snuff it.

Literally a whole separate thread open to you to talk about whatever the fuck you want right over there, as there has been for the past entire run of the show.

Honestly, let's hope they just forgot about him, because otherwise he's totally gonna wind up dead after siding with the Lannisters in a battle.

None of the other Maesters went through bedpan duty and developed the requisite gag reflex control to deal with all the pus.

Not every scene can be about hitting Daniel Craig in the sack with a rope, though.

Clarke would be fine if they gave her anything to do besides "be queeny and empowering," which is hard for anyone to do ad nauseam. Anytime her scenes call for something else, she's totally fine.

Maybe, but again, middle of the night.

I prefer to think that Euron has no fucking idea who any of the people they grabbed are and just acts like that with everyone.