- Gathering of the Bumbalos
- Electric Bumbaloo
- Bumblebee: Oranges
- The 80's Were a Cultural Blight Outside of a Few Key Films That Society Has Permanently Clutched In It's Cold Death Grip: The Movie
- Cannonball Run But With Transformers
- What If Bumblebee is Actually Cursed and Whoever Drives Him is Doomed to Die…

I'm sure we can all look forward to Apatow spending the rest of his career enduring the inevitable "actually I like the clean version better" comments. If it happened to Lil Jon, it can happen to you!

TV's Helpful Boyfriend Michael Huisman.

Metroid Prime 4: Rabbids

Admittedly, his decision to end it with Caesar's ghost and Marc Antony getting married possibly confuses the issue.

I'd like to think it's because they know better than to fuck with Wesley Snipes but honestly it's probably just vampire's being considered passe in this post-Twilight economy.

That's part of what I was trying to get across, yeah.

I meant trying to make it out to be something it's not because of how you want it to be interpreted. Like, framing something differently can change how people see it, but it still has to support that framing on its own. "Good in context" isn't the same as creating your own valuation system. Value has to be subjective…

Ok, yeah, I actually want to get into this a bit more.

Where's our Tank Girl/Blade cinematic universe?

The "somebody had to go out of their way to make this particular thing happen" is a good thought process to have as part of your response to art, but that's kind of the point - everyone filters art as they process it. A flat moral standard interferes with that process and makes any kind of useful critique impossible.

Context can't be invoked as a redeeming factor, though, just as intent should be acknowledged and possibly inform your perception as a result, but ultimately it cannot alter the text itself. This cuts both ways, of course, but if a work can't stand on its own than trying to prop it up just causes more damage. (I'm not…

I mean, you could always just try not being weird/an asshole about it. That tends to take of most things.

I guess BlOps and those Resistance games covered the zombie and alien versions of the alternate-history mid-century shooter, for variety's sake, so just going with actual Nazis turned out to be all that was left?

Will they face tension partway through when a woman comes between the two brothers, only for her feminine untrustworthiness to be confirmed when she betrays them and also maybe turns into a spider for some reason?

Wow they can fuck off with all of that knockoff Gears of War/Halo combo, creatively bankrupt aesthetic.

Producer: Hey guys, you know what's really hot with the kids these days? Jon Snow.
Other Producer: But how will we make our Jon Snow sexy and unique?
Producer: I'm glad you asked, Other Producer. Check this out: Power armor.

If anyone hasn't already seen it, Kotaku had a big breakdown of what happened with Andromeda over here: http://kotaku.com/the-story…

"Hey, let's hire a big-name actor to play an older, Obi-wan type character!"
"But then everyone will definitely notice our film is just a retread of the first one!"
"… but then we kill him immediately! That way no one will figure it out! It's foolproof!"

Fucking A', that's a trailer.