It’s like you don’t even read my work.

https://jalopnik.com/here-are-the-only-six-cars-that-should-be-sold-1840731546

“If you could simply stop being poor, and also stop complaining, I would really appreciate it. I would hate to escalate the situation.” 

I'll get my 6$ and we'll figure out the rest later!

I have about $8.17CAD in change, a US $2 bill and $0.50 piece, about 400 Argentine Pesos, and 500 Thai Baht.

I’m actually O, this is a great idea!!

What blood type are you ?

Dang, might have to print that top image and hang it up.

I got some Bitcoins, you know, some coins worth just a little bit...lol

This was the best Bond car. Don't @me.

I have a $10 Jamaican coin, i’m willing to add to the kitty.

This car is a museum piece. It will never really be driven beyond maybe a couple of miles for show about cars.
I have no desire to be a curator for this exhibit.

Man this just drove the dagger of poor deeper into my side.

Wanna co-purchase it with me? I have about $6 CASH I can put down right now.

The correct answer is any thing but calling California Cali.

*looks around at all the Confederate Battle flags in the infield and parking lot any NASCAR event*...

As for it being “super illegal” to run a Cannonball... Last time I checked, this was a car enthusiast blog

These records are all stupid.  Please stop reporting on them so they can go away.

It’s like a tweet from Trump. You read it to see how stupid it is, but then you realize you’re just encouraging him by giving him more attention.

<supportive bro-hug, but from, like, six feet away>

Must be the same invisible hand of god that causes Mustangs to spin towards crowds of onlookers.