I’m most upset that he didn’t use one of those old-timey plunger things 

They should really just do a press release that they want to make EVs and then run an IPO. They’ll have plenty after that.

Shhh... He didn’t understand a thing from the article and he thought that the Jeep was towing, not being towed.

Reading comprehension for the loss, eh?

.....so would all of the plastics and aero on the car.

I bet Tesla is going to come out and say the roadster’s top speed is 420mph

I believe it’s because the tuatara is said to have the fastest evolving DNA of any animal, so I guess the point is that they’re distancing themselves from their hideous first car.

You can do all the prep you want until this shows up. Hope it had a cage

An Engineer (me): Yeah, yeah 335/316mph, uh huh, uh huh, ok...what about the tires, did they use specially engineered compounds...I’m assuming they just didn’t use an off the shelf street tire and crossed fingers...maybe talked to Bugatti’s supplier, etc...I NEED to know.  It tends to be the least appreciated aspect…

“Brilliantly placed near misses . . .” LOL.

Here’s my sample article:

Car drive good. Except on bump roods. There it be “banga-banga-banga”. No room for taxidermy bear in back. 2 stars.

Death a sweet release after years of driving a Yugo.

I don’t know, a lot of insanely powered gasoline cars, like the Hoonicorn, don’t sound “good”. They sound powerful and equally manic, but that’s just what we’ve grown accustomed to expecting out of a powerful vehicle.

No doubt. Some MLM Miss Ann flavor of White Savior all-live lactobacillus Greek yogurt *now with racism healing crystals*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tagaz_Aquila

MODEL NUMBER DOES NOT MATCH DISPLACEMENT.

a unique vision

Are you high? Those orange grips must be worth $2k alone!

Wait you’re telling me they took shit performance and added shit ergonomics!!!