Forget about COVID-19, the world is not prepared for Kristen leaving Jalopnik!

Truly, honestly, I will miss the real estate articles.  Exploring that wretched excess was really fun.

2020 can fuck off already. 

OK rude 

Kristen coming into work this morning like

Kristen Lee is so steadfastly opposed to lame-ass shit that she refused to stop making fun of me for months after she realized that General Tso’s chicken is my go-to order at a Chinese restaurant. She called me white as hell, a weenie from Ohio, and roasted my basic-ness.

Fancy Kristen deserves a goodbye post too.

A Good Man Is Hard to Find and Other Stories

Everything That Rises Must Converge?

From one Dodge Viper loving freak to another, I wish you the best. Most of all I pray you get your viper soon and daily the heck out it. GOD SPEED!

You discussed the works of Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon?

Uh, it was a collection of short stories by Flannery O’Connor.

One thing I always liked about Jalopnik was that it had multiple women writing about cars and car culture. One by one, they all seem to have left.

Kristen Lee was a classy broad. A true gem among dames. Though her writing was bullshit. Nasty girl too. Couldn’t write worth a damn. I won’t miss her attempts to undermine U.S. productivity and make me look foolish. The difference between me and Kristen Lee is my head is more beautiful and my words are larger and…

Nooooo!  You will be missed, Kristen.

^^^ This guy gets it.

I’m totally OK with this.... Fight me!

Fake exhaust note pumped-in to an M3's cabin, sacrilege.

I think you meant replaced the headache of old mechanicals with a new engine in a hot classic body and (from the pictures) done it tastefully and professionally?

I'm not crazy! It's your turn to squeeze the farts out of the pelican! I'm handling this social distancing like a champ, President Hoover!