Jeez, Gary Valentine, you were on a top-rated sitcom not long ago. You can probably afford a stick.

Ironically his re-imagining of the Garbage Pail Kids looks suspiciously like normal children.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Mularkey will be ably assisted by offensive coordinator Jim Bunkum and defensive coordinator Fred Hogwash.

“What do the 2-6 49ers have to lose?”

WV fan #1: Man, that’s just like kissing your sister.

This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

Brown goes downtown for touchdown.

The pure athletic instinct to react when you feel something slipping out from between your legs is the plus side to being part of an organization known for shitting the bed.

When I was younger I used to think that cheating was a deal breaker and unforgiveable. It was a black and white issue. The older I get the greyer the issue becomes and more I see how complicated the roots infidelity can be. I am both more open minded to forgiving it and understanding when someone decides to forgive.…