DeSaster is a greasy, pudding-fingered lost Dwarf called Wokey.

Florida really doesn’t want anyone to live there or visit.

1st Gear: Anyone who does or wants to do business with the federal government should be well versed in the Federal Acquisition Regulations (FAR). The FAR requires domestic content, of a percentage of domestic content. It absolutely puzzles me that these people weren’t aware of this fun fact and was wishing for a…

F*ck these people…

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

I rarely side with automakers or dealers, but damn these owners suck and just need to deal with it. This is literally how every consumer product works. Unless there was a contract or documentation stating these would never be made again... too fucking bad? This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.

Just call them Durango Redeyes, helltigers, demoncats or make those babies even more butthurt call them hellcat+. 

Hey at least they’re reliable enough that they’re worth stealing now!

you mean the people that almost exclusively work on a specific brand see a lot of that brand? Who’d a thought! 

Hyundai and Kia.

The funny thing about people harping on the age of the design is that most of the cool bygone cars get comments like “I wish I could buy one just like it was, only brand new.” People are still saying that about the CRX, and that bowed out in 1991.

Today has been a dark day for sport.

It would be interesting to see the After-Action Report, or AAR. How many of the stranded vehicles had winter survival kits? How many had proper winter tires? How many of those drivers absolutely had to be on the road? Was their enough media blitz warning against this (through FB, social media, TV, radio, etc.)? If so,…

You know those guys that are stuck in their ways with cars and won’t like anything other than their ‘56 Chevy because they don’t make them like they used to? The guys we make fun of here for not having an open mind about the great cars that are out there to drive and enjoy?

Reading comprehension much?

“If you live in Florida AND voted for DeSantis..”

So, this doesn’t include you and 4 million others.

if you live in florida and you voted for fucking desantis you deserve it, and much more.

I too wonder why there isn’t a food bridge over the 10 lane highway. 10 lanes is crazy to try to cross as a pedestrian!

As someone who ended up with permanent, thought non-life-threatening injuries because the police took their sweet ass time while a transphobic bigot beat the tar out of me, you’ll pardon me if I actually want the cops to show up when I call them. A few of those punches a couple inches further one direction or another,…

Cops not wanting to do their jobs and blaming someone/thing else, WHAT?!?

Damn straight! Now, let me bitch about gas prices even while i swear up and down that there is nothing more important than free markets and capitalism*