Autoerotic asphyxia. 

Pervo suicide by stuffing cornflakes up his ass and sitting on a pailful of amyl nitrated gerbils.

I’m rooting for Coco Gauff in a big way - i’m a huge fan! But man, Iga Swiaqtek is a monster - she doesn’t just win against people, she destroys them. Every time she’s gone up against Gauff she’s won big. I’m hoping for a different result this time around.

Dude: You’re just afraid of men.

It was only a matter of time before an elected Republican stood up and said this. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. If you ever needed a quick barometer of who you can safely talk to or not, flat-earthers are a super low bar that you can eliminate immediately.

Gonna need a lot more assault rifles to protect ourselves from the tyranny of the globe terrorists, apparently...

These aren’t 1%er mega yachts being attacked - there is no way on earth a pod of Orcas could sink one of those - these are normal people who decided to spent their holiday sailing in the Mediterranean in small boats.

But sure, lets laugh at their lives being put into mortal danger because boats.

It’s incredibly chilling that the judge advised the jurors not to identify themselves. Implicit acknowledgement that Trump’s supporters are deranged and armed, and there’s a much greater than zero chance that these jurors could be targeted by those nutjobs. 

Watching some of the coverage this AM, it struck me that no one actually seemed pleased to be there...except Camilla. Big, shit eatin’ “I’m gonna be the Queen, you peasants!” grin on her face. Even King Chuck looked like he was thinking “Just put the damn crown on my head and get on with it already.”

People are insane but I’m pretty sure those electric eels finally got him.

I was holding off on forming an opinion about gender-affirming care until Paul Stanley, guitarist from the shitty rock band KISS, weighed in. I was specifically awaiting his thoughts on this matter, and am much relieved by this news.

“I want to see the pomp and circumstance because I don’t care what you thought Michael Jackson did. I don’t care what you thought Prince did. I don’t care what you thought Madonna did. Nothing’s going to be like this,” he said. “This is the grandiose of grandiose right here.”

Taking the “when yer famous they let you do anything” a little too much like an instruction manual and not a cautionary tale.

His family should have had him committed when they realized that they had to not only take him to school but spend the day with them in class monitoring he. He needed expert level 24/7 care that the family simply couldn’t deliver and his teacher paid the price.

They stop calling travelling and it’s ok but some black guys wanting equal rights for their fellow man was a bridge too far, eh Phil?

“He pleaded not guilty to first-degree assault and armed criminal action and was released on bond, the report says.”

J'Accuse!

if Silva knew about the alleged abortion planning as it was happening, that weakens his case for winning damages.

Yep I hate the Knicks and Yankees house though is covered in Patrick Ewing gear and Jeter bobbleheads. Cause I hate them so much. The old I don’t love nazis I just love nazi stuff defense. Dies he really think people are this fucking stupid?